Chapter 1: Till then, fellow Wikiers! Edit
Shipper: Well, that's our show, folks! Remember to keep rollin in those questions and dares!
Nick: Yeah, and comment #BringustheBird if you wanna see more tweets.
Shipper: Boi, don't no one wanna see your tweets!
Nikki: Till then, fellow Wikiers! Laters!
Shipper: Aaaaaaaand, cut! *turns off camera* That's a wrap! Good job, everybody! Go get some coffee by the break room, you've earned it!
Nick: *sighs and stretches* Ah! Nothing like a good episode of torture to really start you off right!
Nikki: Yup! Now, for the "Daily Darable" check. Time to see if everyone's alive. Jesse?
Jesse: *on target board* Here!
Petra: *buried under biscuits* Here!
Nikki: Lukas? Jenny?
Lukas & Jenny: Here! *continue making out*
Nikki: Olivia? Axel?
Olivia & Axel: *infected w/ potion of nausea* Here...olp!
Nikki: Classic Order?
Classic Order: *buried underground* Here!
Nikki: Episode 8 cast?
Episode 8 Cast: *in cage* Here!
Harper: *fighting zombie horde* Here--agh! hey, back off!
Nikki: Welp, that's everyone! *pulls lever which deactivates all torture* Hokay! Go get some rest guys!
Lukas: Gee, thanks. *rubs shoulder*
Shipper: I'm off to live chat! See ya! *leaves*
Nick: I'm gonna go meet the OC boys for tonight. It's Friday, baby! *leaves*
Petra: I'm gonna go tend my wounds. I need to be stable for the next episode. come on, guys. *leaves*
All (except Nikki): *leave*
Nikki: ...Hey, Jesse? Hold up a moment. I need to talk with you.
Nikki: I'm not going to hurt you. The episode's over, remember?
Jesse: ...*follows Nikki* Okay...what are you talking about?
Nikki: Listen...there's something you don't quite know about me yet. It's going to sound pretty crazy, so...be prepared.
Jesse: Prepared? Where is this going?
Nikki: It's actually family matters, bro.
Jesse: "Bro?" As in..."bromigo?" Or...as in--?!
Nikki: Yeah...high time I told you. I'm your sister, Jesse.
Chapter 2: Family Tension Edit
Jesse: WTF?! We're actually related?!
Nikki: Calm down. I know it's twisted, but it's true. Steve and Alex are our parents, and...well, I never told you because of...you being a darable and all.
Jesse: So you mean to say that this dumb show was more important than your kinship with me?!
Nikki: Wha--no that's not it! It's just that Shipper didn't expect the show to become so popular, and we had to keep it up so everyone could be happy!
Jesse: Everyone except you family, apparently.
Nikki: Will you just let me explain?! I had to make a choice! If I favored you in any way, then it would leave upset Wikiers! But if I didn't, and you eventually found out about this, then YOU'D be he one angry! Do you know how hard it's been to torture my own brother?!
Jesse: So you chose making me angry instead of your precious Wikiers. Nice choice.
Nikki: Oh for Notch's sake! Do you want to know WHY I risked making you mad?!
Jesse: Why? To make me look dumb? To fill in the blanks for your Wikiers? To please Shipper by torturing me, your own brother?!
Nikki: BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND AND MOVE ON INSTEAD OF BEING SUCH A HEARTLESS D**K ABOUT IT!
Nikki: Forget it. I was wrong to think you deserved to learn the truth. I should've known you'd react selfishly. *starts to leave*
Chapter 3: Siblings Together, Family Forever Edit
Jesse: ...Nikki, hold up!
Nikki: *whips around* What?
Jesse: I...I'm sorry.
Nikki: Ever heard of the phrase, "too little, too late?"
Jesse: Look, I was...just shocked...and angry...mostly because I had a family member who was actually ALIVE this whole time...and they never bothered to tell me...as if I didn't matter at all.
Nikki: Well, when you put it THAT way--
Jesse: But then I remembered that I'm supposed to be the older sibling about this...and I never considered the pain you might be feeling to hide it. It was for Shipper's sake, wasn't it?
Jesse: So, I understand now that it's only fair to move on. Maybe we'dve grown closer then, instead of barking at each other like this. But I get it if you're still mad.
Nikki: *sigh* You're such a moron.
Jesse: Yes, we've established that.
Nikki: I'm not mad, dummy. I was just hurt.
Jesse: You have a very funny way of showing it.
Nikki: *Pfff!* Shut up! *punches shoulder*
Jesse: Ow! Ou--hey! That actually didn't hurt a bit.
Nikki: Why would I hurt my bro? *grins*
Nick: Hey! Are you two done in there? I;ll drink all this coffee myself if you don't hurry!
Jesse: *walks to break room w/ Nikki* Oh, so now that we've made up, I wanted to ask: if you're my sister, what does that make Nick? My other little brother? My nephew? My cousin?
Nikki: Your son.